fagboards 

A word filter used on the TalkPark forums when someone posts a link to a ProBoards-hosted forum. This is in response to having the TalkPark URL blocked on ProBoards Support forums in record time. Also because they are run and populated by fags, assumingly.

Look at the new forum on the PB frontpage!
someshit.fagboards.com
Hey that link doesn't work?
Oh, right that's because of the word filter

fagboards by suddenonsetawesome July 22, 2009

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

foodboarding 

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.

Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!

foodboarding by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014

foamlard

When a fat women gets trapped in the sky zone foam pit.

Look that fat chick just got stuck in the foam pit what a foamlard.

foamlard by dan zach jas February 18, 2022

foamtard 

A doofus, a reject, the kind of person who would make their own foam #1 finger rather than pay $3 for one

The NCSU Dance Team has a restraining order against that foamtard.

B4C is a foamtard, but he's my best bud.

foamtard by taylorwufpack October 27, 2006

Foxboarded 

The state of being dazed and confused after staying at a strong Republican friend's house and all that's on TV 24/7 is Fox News.

I was just foxboarded this weekend. I stayed over my friend's house and now I'm seeing Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh every time I blink.

Foxboarded by WordsBully December 9, 2012

Footboarding 

A form of torture in which a very tall person is forced to sleep in a bed that has a foot board. The subject can not fully straighten his or her legs.

Oh, man, my legs are so sore. I went through some serious footboarding last night.

Footboarding by Scavenger Face October 9, 2008