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Fargshellacknee

A willing participant in a BDSM act involving pineapples, hacksaws, and sauerkraut.
“I was the fargshellacknee at Kevin’s orgie last week. I found out I’m allergic to pineapple and I’m still picking the cabbage chunks out of my crevices.”

“I’m pleasantly surprised at how far I could fit a hacksaw into my fargshellacknee’s orifices without damage while only using sauerkraut as lubricant as I whipped them with a pineapple.”

“Hey baby, 👶 will you 👈 be 👉 my 👀 fargshellacknee? 👅🤙😫🤞🍍🤟😍💦🔥🤪”
Fargshellacknee by corncobrikki November 10, 2019
Related Words

flargshnorfin 

A second rate handjob similar in quality to Ikea bookshelves and/or couches.
Dieter could tell from Gretchen's lazy eye that this night could only result in a flargshnorfin.
flargshnorfin by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008
In the singular, this is a term more commonly slurred by drunken idiots- ie "You, eh? Eh!! You don'even wannave a go at Mick, you'll get your'ed ripped off, right?? Eh!! He's fnard! Harder n you!!" In this instance, the words "fucking" and "hard" have been run together.

In the plural, the term is used to describe the chubby, thigh chafed bollocks of those men who can't find high street trousers that do up around their sagging beer gut. Fat nards. Fnards.
Geoff flopped gratefully down on the nudist beach; ignoring the horrified stares of the beautiful people he opened his legs and aired his fnards.
Fnards by MagickDio September 3, 2010
The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.
"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"
fnarg by jAkE February 8, 2005
I'll fnargle you if you don't shut up
Fnargle by Polish Poland666999 March 14, 2018
A replacement for the word fuck. Often used in the presence of someone who does not like swearing, or online forums where swwearing is not permitted.
As with the fuck word, it can mean anything. A verb, adjective, adverb, or noun.
Ah fnarge it.

For fnarges sake
fnarge by the mooon November 6, 2006