close to nothing, next to zero
it's a fly's fart chance the everyday fan will see a game live.
by alex-k February 21, 2007
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When someone you know jumps beside you and in mid air they let out a fart.
I was just sitting in my room watch TV when out of nowhere my roommate decides to give me a flying fart.
by Troofus October 6, 2009
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The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.
by Saber8932 January 3, 2015
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