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Flecture 

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
Related Words

Fluctuweight 

When a person's weight seems to shift drastically every time you see them.
Sam: Hey did you watch Oprah today? Damn she's a fucking cow this week.

Paul: Yeah, she fluctuweights like air mattress with a leak in it.
Fluctuweight by Oliverrrr May 13, 2010

fuckturd 

fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
fuckturd by swankpie April 28, 2004

flukturting 

Running with your tits out
That fucking sket Janice went flukturting

What a SLAG
flukturting by Dadio is good December 27, 2019
An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

fuckturd 

Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
fuckturd by Kenny Kat January 18, 2012