Skip to main content

Flowseidon 

Referring to flow as the elegant "flow" of hair from the back of a lacrosse player's helmet....

Flowseidon is the great god of all that is flow. He governs flow from the crispiest younglings to the highest echelons of overflow. Flowseidon is the final verdict on any young bucks who believe they have achieved flowfection.
Flowbro: Is it really you?

Flowseidon: IT IS I! FLOWSEEEEEEEIDON!
Flowseidon by Reidgwk August 6, 2009
Flowseidon mug front
Get the Flowseidon mug.
See more merch

Flowsiden 

Flowsiden is the highest a flow bro can be on the scale of flow greatness. If one of your fellow Flow Bros has flow so fresh that there is no other way to describe him other than, flow god, flowsiden is an appropriate name. Flowsiden is a term originated by lax star "Con Bro Chill". Many bros who have flow are either sick at hockey, lax, or both.
"Look at his lettuce, its so flowtastic, i think im going to have a flowgasm, he must be flowsiden"

"chad, is flowsiden, he has mad flow.
Flowsiden by cthockey14 October 19, 2010
Related Words

Floseidon 

Poseidons much more attractive twin brother with a sick flow. Total babe, freezes the ocean every few millennia to play hockey with the gods
Hot Girl 1: Look its Floseidon!! He's already a babe with his hair and his hockey game is just overkill.

Hot girl 2: I'm orgasming by just looking at him!
Floseidon by Jesus Collin May 28, 2015

Floseidon 

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.
Floseidon runs Con Bro Chill's Emporium.
Floseidon by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026