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Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018
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flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.
Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

flourfatty 

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.
While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "
flourfatty by jpg3 July 20, 2010

Happy Flour 

A new ingredient created by a Minecraft youtuber named "Quackity" that makes people happy
I used up too many Happy Flour that I have fallen.
Happy Flour by Rithyut February 8, 2021

Slippery floors 

Juicy, Wild sexual encounters.
When I see Wonda Wonderpig, it is slippery floors tonight!!!
Slippery floors by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

floorset 

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.
After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.
floorset by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014