flourescent bastard
flourescent bastard by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006
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Fluorescence
To insert a fluorescence light bulb into a person's body through an opening (anus, vagina, etc.) While in the body, the bulb can be broken causing the vacuum within to explode and send out shards and grains of glass. To be used for sexual pleasure.
Fluorescence by Voishere March 8, 2008
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Flourescent Mexican
The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
Flourescent Mexican by Bromance42069 July 11, 2009
flourescent
If ya don't prefer fermented-flour bread over regular whole-grain but can't be sure of da difference just by sniffin' or lookin' at it, try takin' da sandwich dat yer hippie-pal made fer ya into a tannin' booth to see how flourescent it is before ya go cluelessly chompin' into it.
flourescent by QuacksO August 22, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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