Florence, Alabama 

Also known as "Flotown".

Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.

There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.

Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.

Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.

"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."

"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"

Florence, Alabama by deerrrrrr December 30, 2009

Flornce, AL 

A pretty big town in northwest Alabama home of the UNA Lions a good football team they have 3 national championships and won 2 of they 2 years in a row and have been conference champs 8 times. Flornce is also known for its music history and the TVA and some civil war history. It has some nice people a lot of country folks and rednecks and some black people most of the potheads and niggers think they are bad ass and they arent. People still fly confederate flags on their trucks. Flornce is also know as the smallmouth bass capitol of the world and hosts the bassmaster elite series and FLW and many other bass fishing groups. Shoals youth bassmasters is a kick ass bass fishing group there most of the kids in it can outfish most adults. Its also known for a few roudy bars and honky tonks

Hey lets go to Flornce, AL tonight and raise hell on the town

Flornce, AL by tthat guyy October 14, 2011

Florencenalsoning 

A queer behaviour which involves making mean remarks about the north and particularly people of the north. Someone who has no concept of poverty, cannot fully comrehend people who do not shop in high end supermarkets and who haven't tried a good brie. People who florencenalson struggle with others who use public transport and have been known to waggle fingers at the unemployed.

"Did you see that woman?"
"Yeh, eurgh, what a horrible tracksuit"
"Bet she got it on benefits"

"guys! Sop florencenalsoning"

Florencenalsoning by Kerry Katona Loves Iceland November 13, 2011