A boring town where next to getting your haircut, the highlight of your satuday night will almost always be a trip to Duncan Donuts where a discussion of "whose car is faster?" will be the most exciting topic.
(a bunch of kids driving aimlessly around Floral Park in a car at 2am) where should we go? i dont know, whereever. yeah wherever. i dont care. well give me a destination! i don't know. anyone hungry? not really. i have no money. yeah lets just drive. i don't want to waste gas. okay, well then i guess we can just go to dunkin...
by johnny mcdougal March 12, 2008
The lamest town ever.
Takes pride in being a green town.
The town animal is a squirrel, and the town tree is a maple.
Those from other areas think its the shiz, but no one really knows why. Bc its not.
Lots of people smoke. Lots of people are emo. And some are ghetto. and i am a wigga.
Takes pride in being a green town.
The town animal is a squirrel, and the town tree is a maple.
Those from other areas think its the shiz, but no one really knows why. Bc its not.
Lots of people smoke. Lots of people are emo. And some are ghetto. and i am a wigga.
by KTrain and BR July 20, 2005
area in Floral Park, NY where a bunch of underage children congregate to drink mad beers and do things their parents would not approve of.
by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
A small town in Nassau county. If you don't know where that is, it's by garden city. Floral park consists of goths, druggies, alcoholics, and faggots. The kids in floral park have a population of most black and Indians. The town is known for underage drinking. They think they are good at lax but they all suck and are fat.
Garden city girl: EW what is that girl wearing?!?'
Garden city girl number 2: I don't know, but she looks poop, must be from floral park.
Garden city girl number 2: I don't know, but she looks poop, must be from floral park.
by Anonymous smith January 21, 2013
Drunk, high, and stoned 8th Graders on every block standing outside one of the hundreds of bars on 1 block. Looks great for raising kids until they are 18 and your picking them up from the Flo Po station because Officer Groshans found you in Centennial Gardens at 1 in the morning with a beer and your stoned out of your mind. And the best part is, you wont even remember it
"Oh so your from Floral Park, NY! I had a cousin who grew up there, he's in Jail now. When was your first drink?"
"Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa"
"Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa"
by TommyTTtpmwjkndhvbTomTo April 7, 2019