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floptimist 

A person who tends to be overly optimistic with unrealistic expectations.
Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!
floptimist by Littlehawkau January 23, 2018
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The surf board he was using was too floatious for him.
floatious by unktehi October 20, 2005

Floptious 

Something that has a floppy characteristic.
His hair is very floptious.
Floptious by Werd Sewtart November 3, 2016

floptina 

A term used to describe the epic failure that is Christina Aguilera. It's a common misconception that the term is related to Britney fans, when in fact it's used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop Christina Aguilera is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Aguilera's trannylicious make-up, Aguilera's fugly clothing, Aguilera's cheap weave, Aguilera's tactics of ripping off other artists, Aguilera's chart performance fails, Aguilera's flop records, and Aguilera's shitty singles.
OMG, did you hear that Britney Spears' Greatest Hits: My Prerogative has sold a whopping 1,347,000 units, while floptina's Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade of Flops has only sold less than 500,000 units! Holy cow! What flop! FLOPTINA! Fail floptina, fail!!

Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
floptina by redONE July 29, 2009

Floptimistic 

When despite hoping for the best, a man fails to get an erection due to high quantities of illegal substance
Post rave: 'Well it was always a bit floptimistic to think I'd be able to shag her...'
Floptimistic by Daarti February 8, 2015
Fliption is a made-up word created by ignorant fools in High School. The most common synonym for Fliption is milkshake.
You are so full of Fliption!!!
Fliption by Valoofa April 4, 2011