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flopcock 

1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.
flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006
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Floplock 

Is when a person walking behind you gives you a "flat-tire" while your wearing flip-flops , while with a true "Floplock" it could be assumed that both parties could be wearing flip-flops ,it can be construed that the phenomenon could still be happen while the following person was wearing any type of foot wear due to the fact that the lead person stumbles.
I was walking on the beach at Lake Tahoe last weekend and a person walking behind me stepped on the back of my flipflop causing me to stumble ..all embarrassed she said "I'm sorry giving you a flatire ..and I said jokingly "it's not really a flatire, it's more of a floplock.
Floplock by Gyypped1 August 12, 2011

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
floppycock by matt beast November 10, 2008

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
floppycock by vicious beast November 9, 2008

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
floppycock by matt beast November 10, 2008

floppycock

Something believed to be based in dubious science or nonsensical. Especially when it comes to repairing magical time traveling swords.
SOPA is all nonsense... it's floppycock.
floppycock by Warofart December 18, 2011