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Flop Job 

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Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.
This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.
Flop Job by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011
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Flop job 

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When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.
I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job
Flop job by CRuffian May 31, 2017
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flop job 

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when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.
OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!
flop job by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011
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Flop Job 

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When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag
“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”
Flop Job by 30bones February 13, 2024
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flopjob 

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a homosexual, derogatory term for fag, used in the Sopranos, also known as finook
Vito was a fucking flopjob!
flopjob by John Allaway November 25, 2006
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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