floor waxer
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Wax Wooden Floors
another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.
Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.
Wax Wooden Floors by DykeTurner January 11, 2012
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Waxing The Floor Boards
Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.
Waxing The Floor Boards by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018
Floorwax
A term that insinuates defiant spam, of the Internet forum variety. Stemming from and generally restricted to computer gaming communities.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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