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floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!
floor polish by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007
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Floor Polish

A substance that is extracted from poppies and turned into what is called heroin.

Floor polish or heroin is used mainly by homeless people or prostitutes.

Heroin / smack.
I did alot of floor polish back in the day.

Hey man do you know where I can find some floor polish?

I'm going to inject some floor polish!
Floor Polish by LasHeyGus August 17, 2019

Dutch floor polish 

Semen, in particular when found inside booths at peep show premises and sex shops.
I wouldn't go into that booth mate- there's Dutch floor polish all over the place.
Dutch floor polish by tropical September 14, 2010

Polishing the floor board 

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.