People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.
Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."
Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."
Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."
Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."
Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".
Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."
Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."
Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."
Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".
by Vegas Dave June 30, 2011
Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 19, 2015