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when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.
those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.
by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 19, 2006

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