Floodlikes 

When someone floods your notifications with likes of your photos, wall posts, etc.

Thanks for the floodlikes, honey!

Floodlikes by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014

floodlike 

a.) It's what a creep does to his crush's profile because that's basically all he can do, other than staring at his crush's profile and worshipping it at times, too.

b.) It's a guy's next step to getting that girl, just after stalking and before sending a dick pic.

Jay-r: Bruh, don't floodlike her. That'd be a too obvious move.
Sean: Sorry. Can't help it. I really like her.

floodlike by PrincetonOfAvenueQ July 8, 2016

floodite

An arrogant Caucasian (usually an atheist) who lacks the allegorical understanding of the biblical "flood and ark" mythology and lives in the false belief that "the west was won" and the country was and is a "free one", open for unauthorized development of land and pilfering of natural resources.

What's a word for a euro-trash, North American immigrant with out any ethics or trace of nobility and a gargantuan sense of entitlement? -That's a 'Floodite'... it's like the opposite of a "Blood" and they're everywhere...

floodite by starlessgolightly September 30, 2018

floodlight 

v: (to floodlight) to expose a couple in the throes of passion, particularly when they are scantily clad; usually done with a very bright light

"Bobby and Sarah got floodlighted by their friends last night!"

"Edd is going to floodlight them if they don't get out soon."

floodlight by Meg the Nerdy Dragon November 5, 2005

floodlian 

one who frequently posts on "The Flood" forums at Bungie.net; one who seeks self-accreditation from a group of individuals who exhibit troll like behavior

I heard he was a floodlian

floodlian by Navweb_3620 July 5, 2011

Floodite Gems 

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

Floodite Gems by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018