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FLOBBING 

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.
I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.
FLOBBING by Captain cognac August 30, 2020
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flobbling 

Wobbling bits of fat on a person.
He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.
flobbling by eapoc January 2, 2009
Child of a FOB who is born in America. Foblings have trouble dealing with differences between their parents' culture and American culture.
She's in his room so much, I wouldn't be suprised if in a year little foblings are running around.
fobling by BJBruce July 28, 2003

Flobbing 

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Flobbing by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

Flobbing 

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.
That's disgusting, she's flobbing.
Flobbing by 90's kid October 24, 2012

foobling 

Calmly telling your limbs that you will attack them if they don't work.
*your knee randomly collapses*

Laney- okay. If you DON'T STAY STILL then I will kick those metal containers and whack you with a hammer. Yes. I'm foobling with you right now baby.
foobling by Raven_CD August 28, 2022