When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.
Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.
by techfrog January 16, 2011
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Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.
Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.
by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009
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