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flirty slut

Have you heard of that flirty slut? I heard his name is aden...
flirty slut by AdensGay February 17, 2020

Flirty Slim 

Flirty Slim: “I’m slim and flirty.”
Flirty Slim by Flirty Slim December 2, 2018

flirty smack 

Coy shit talking from someone who is trying to be discreet but who is really inappropriate and quite simply a tease.
His flirty smack was exhausting and complete bunkum.
flirty smack by Lindsay H. October 9, 2005

Schrödinger's flirt 

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it
Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

Schrödinger’s Flirt 

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”

Schrodinger's Flirt 

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”