flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid

I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.

flex seal by Grand Yee October 28, 2017

Flex Stronghold 

An act during anal intercourse where an otherwise loose anus is quickly tightened during orgasm.

"Oh, Jeremy Sword, I'm gonna show you why they call me FLEX STRONGHOLD *urk!*"

Flex Stronghold by Jeremy Sword April 19, 2009

Flexi-shit 

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

Flexi-shit by LabMom January 21, 2010

Flex seal that pussy 

When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out

"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."

Flex seal that pussy by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Flex Seal Liquid 

You can pour this right through cracks, weather proof your house, dip your tools in this shit idk

We took this entire airboat and covered it with only Flex Seal Liquid

Flex Seal Liquid by SOSOOSOS June 6, 2018

Flexi-shagger

Someone who fits easily into their partners sexual cycle. chur AS - 2018

"Babe I have never really been into morning sex but because you are so sexy in the morning, i really am now!" - "Oh baby you are such a good little flexi-shagger" AS 2018

Flexi-shagger by sage wolf August 13, 2018

flex space 

Room to do your own thing and enjoy and improve your skills without judgement or observation.

Alex:“Man, I need some flex space, back off.”
Chad:“But I want to watch!”
Alex: “No, I need to be by myself.”

flex space by SQuiet February 18, 2020