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Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014
Related Words
Flaite: a young male from the outskirts of big cities, like Santiago de Chile, dressed provocatively, aggresively and always "a la mode" (only that his fashion is van Diesel, Cromagnon-inspired) and whose language is always pre-cognitive and inherently obscene even when he tries to camouflage it like that of a normal human being.

His trousers are usually in imitation of the addidas - or other well-known brand - tracksuit, and with slippers imitation-nike and every single piece of clothing of highly doubtful legal origin (except perhaps, for the greasy, "elephant's condom" wollen cap,

The haircut is in the "small chamber pot" style and everything about him looks unenviably proto- (or post) delinquent.

Flaites are born-breeders and almost always end up by siring some poor baby that soon would become the substance which the malnutrition units in public hospitals are made of.
Most juvenile offenders and thieves in big Chilean cities are flaites
flaite by Cub y EG August 16, 2006

Flatterfotze 

A german word do describe a very loose vagina.
Alter, gestern Abend die hatte eine richtig krasse Flatterfotze
Flatterfotze by Catch2425 June 12, 2019

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.
The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.
Flute Blower by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010
A Chilean Spanish word to describe people from the lower classes, who speak a lot of slang and sometimes steal things. The equivalent of a British chav and something like white trash in the States.
Persona 1: Quién te robó tu bolso?

Persona 2: Un chico puro flaite, weon! Por la chucha! Po.
flaite by Emily and Alex June 10, 2008

flutebro 

Male friends who play the flute, usually straight, but don't have to be.
Max: ayyy i love you my flutebro
Rick: love you right back flutebro

Wendy: so are you and Sam dating in the flute section?
Nick: nahh Sam's my flutebro
flutebro by fluteplaya101 September 29, 2020