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flaming hot cheetos 

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.
1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"
flaming hot cheetos by Wayne October 31, 2004
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Flaming Hot Cheetos 

Probably one of the, if not hottest snack foods ever created. Eating just one of these things may have you screaming for a drink. Rumor has it these are made in the depths of hell, thus their hot flavour.
I nearly passed out when I ate that whole bag of flaming hot cheetos

Flaming hot Cheetos and ranch dressing 

The latest craze in American cuisine, where a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos is doused in ranch dressing and eaten as a snack. It's so spicy and creamy, you'll be laughing all the way to the emergency room. Just make sure to have a gallon of milk on hand to put out the flames in your mouth.
"Dude, I can't believe you actually tried the Flaming Hot Cheetos and ranch dressing combo. How was it?"
"It was a rollercoaster of flavors, man. I was laughing and crying at the same time. I'll never try it again, but I'm glad I did it once for the experience."

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.
I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.
flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

flamin' hot cheetos 

Variant of Cheetos. Similar taste, same awesome crunchiness, but spicy (and fuckin delicious).
I ate that whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Now my fingertips are stained red, and I have an extra 80 grams of fat in my system. Hell yeah!

Flamin' Hot Cheetos 

A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch
*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH

flaming hot cheeto 

The act of dipping ones penis into a large container of hot sauce and then getting a blow job.
Stefan gave a flaming hot cheeto to Kyle and his mouth burned for days.

The guy wanted his girlfriend to give him a flaming hot cheeto but she refused so he hit her.