flaky ass

the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.

hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.

by wolf January 12, 2005

Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 25, 2019