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flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!
flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Flabalanche 

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings
Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!
Flabalanche by User_87 December 12, 2014

Flagrance 

Noun: A distinctive odour that immediately on smell conjures up a taste sensation in the mouth.

A taste experience through the nostrils.

A combination of Flavour and Fragrance.
These Cheese Burger flavoured crisps are particularly have a Cheese Burger flagrance.
Flagrance by Donni Zimmer June 18, 2010

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

Flabalancen 

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!
Today was so flabalancen!!
Flabalancen by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017