Top Definition
Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.
Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
#whisky dick #throbbing boner #erectile dysfunction #drunk weiner #stiffy
by phillyyy February 19, 2011
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