asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa 

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom

You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa by ___giantpotato June 15, 2018

fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a 

1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting

There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a

fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a by I'm a procrastinator June 11, 2021

fjkdlsa 

something girls say when they wanna tell you that they are attracted to the same sex

David: this is cool

Ellie: fjkdlsa

fjkdlsa by Therasian June 6, 2009

fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla; 

The outcome of a person typing random letters on a keyboard

The student was bored so the start typing fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla;

fjdlak;dkla;djkfla;fdkla;dfkal;jfkla;fjkdlsa;jfkla; by wordgirl827739 January 12, 2023

Fjeldstad 

Fjeldstad is the definition of an alpha male. Every Fjeldstad has a mega schlong and gives of big dick energy.

They're also cocky as fuck.

"Damn bro, his last name is Fjeldstad, he must have atleast 8 inches!"

Fjeldstad by Run-nigga'nigga'nigga'nigga! May 27, 2021