Fizzfucker 

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

figpucker 

A method for expressing the term "pigfucker" whilst in school or another public place.

Guy 1- (At school) Joe is such a figpucker.
Guy 2- Yeah that douchecock.

figpucker by Cbass117 January 17, 2008

FishFucker69 

the god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

FishFucker69 by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

fizzucked 

Completely and utterly hopeless

"Our point guard tore his Achilles tendon...this team is fizzucked."

fizzucked by DecaturHeel April 22, 2008

Figpucker 

Figpucker, surame

(Officer) Figpucker is the officer that arrests Francine in the episode "A Jones for a Smith" in the TV-cartoon series "American Dad". After having a few drinks with Greg and Terry. Francine gets arrested for an illegal U turn and admits to drunk driving, calling the officer 'pigfucker' until he corrects her.

Figpucker by hankthecrank January 7, 2012

flidfucker 

Someone who has sexual relations with a disabled person.

Did you hear about Si last night? Apparantly he had sex with a kickboxer with no arms - what a flidfucker!

flidfucker by Hus83 May 24, 2007

Fagfucker 

A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker

"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"

Fagfucker by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009