when you drink too much of a carbonated beverage and the gases get stuck in your throat, causing you to feel an intense pain as the gases force their way back up
It's a really hot day so you grab a Sprite and take a huge gulp. Then, you feel it lodge in your throat as one giant burp that won't come out. It just sits in your throat for a while and then painfully forces its way out. You think," Ohhhh, I'm glad that's over. The fist of god really hurts!"
by turtle4 July 27, 2013
When a person PUNCHES a girl in the vagina, and the girl is so loose your whole fist fits inside her vagina!
WARNING!: "may cause bruising"
WARNING!: "may cause bruising"
by patrickw1 March 23, 2011
What I was gonna pound her like.
"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
by 3EpicLevelsinSexGod July 10, 2009
To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".
by Justin Yomama January 7, 2008