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fake issues.

(say fish-oos)
everyone has fissues.
by dominika March 23, 2008
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That guy I was seeing had some serious fissues.
by artnotwar March 27, 2007
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"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"
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