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fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010
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sal fisher 

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.
A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.
sal fisher by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

carrie fisher 

Carrie Fisher is everyone's space mom. She plays Princess Leia in Star Wars
Carrie Fisher is love. Carrie Fisher is life

Beth Fisher 

A person who against all odds never gives up and achieves the goal.
Carroll has worked many years for this professional achievement and recognition. Her Beth Fisher has finally arrived.
Beth Fisher by stock man March 27, 2010

Dirty Fisher 

When a guy throws up in a girl’s mouth while kissing her or chums in a chick’s mouth.
My buddy and I were drinking (Heavily) at a bar one night in the keys after fishing all day. He started hitting on this pretty little girl. As they both looked deeply in to each other’s eyes, all of the people in front of the bar cheered and yelled "kiss the girl". He held her close and gave a long, deep, passionate kiss, but half way through, his shared some of his lunch with her. She ran over to the water hose to wash out her mouth and when she came back he tried to kiss her again. She was not in to it. We were later told this act is called "the Dirty Fisher".
Dirty Fisher by Big Jon 72 February 3, 2010

Noel Fisher 

An amazing actor best known for his work on Shameless. He has an amazing personality, a very genuine guy. Noel is probably one of the best actors out there! Noel is on a new show called The Long Road Home so go watch it bitch!
Noel Fisher is such an amazing actor!
Noel Fisher by Saucyniqqa November 15, 2017

fisher middle school 

One of the scariest places for 11-14 year olds. A prison that you spend 6 hours a day, 5 times a week, for 3 years in. The main purpose is to force you to learn things you will never use later in life, which includes but is not limited to: Math, Science, History, English, your elective, and P.E. The assistant principals torture the kids and do ridiculous rules like banning water bottle flipping, and dabbing. Apparently, everything is a safety hazard, and "Safety is numero uno" --Claire Vickers.
Today I said hi to a random girl --student
That's a safety hazard, you could scare her --Claire Vickers, assistant principal at fisher middle school
fisher middle school by Houd October 19, 2016