fish n chips

A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.

It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.

Usually costs around £4

"I'll have one of each with scraps, please"

by paul raine May 5, 2004

fish n chips

When a girl gets dandriff in her pubic hair located near the vagina.

Person#1: Dude! That Rima chick has fish n chips up the ying yang! DO NOT Eat her out!
Ryan: ok...

by cuntstain69 July 20, 2006

fish n chips

A womens poker game. fish being the pungeant odor originating from their snatch, and of course the betting chips. therefore, you have fish n chips.

angela, helga and mary were enjoying a nice game of fish n chips during the sticky summer night.

by david the c December 8, 2009

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

by Frackin'Amazin' June 17, 2010

Fish n Chip Dirty Dip

A hole cut in the bottom of the fish n chip bag in which the penis is inserted. The fish n chips is shared with the person or persons who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

When you just know that ain't a Chiko Roll or Dim Sim in the fish n chips bag!!!

"Hayden gave Karli the Fish n Chip Dirty Dip!" "After finding Hayden's semi-soft cock in the bag Karli chucked her guts up as Hayden told her that it wasn't just vinegar on the chips, it was his cum!"

"Oh man that's so dirty I need to go rinse my mouth out with battery acid!"

by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007