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The Church of Firnando 

"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member

The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
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A feeling that encapsulates at least 3 of the following: boredom, the blahs, lethargy, apathy, lazy, tired, stagnation, stalemate. The will to live and firnasement are mutually exclusive.
Students in a lecture theater are often firnased. If you sit at the front and halfway through the lecture look back at your fellow classmates, they will all have a firnased expression on their faces. If the lecture is particularly bad, they will be uber-nased. Firnisation also often occurs in student apartments where the laundry is undone, nothing tasty is in the fridge, homework is plentiful, and will to live gradually fading. Vegetables that go out of date or expire can also be firnased.
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The result of anthony and alyssa being very stupid and tired
FIRNED! Firrnnneeddd Firneddd!
firned by Antonyyy December 3, 2006
The actual sound of a queef or vaginal blood fart. Used by men to degrade women accused of queefing since they do not know what firnt means.
Man walking by a woman, leans in real close to the ear and yells FIRNT! or from a distance with friends repeating firnt!
firnt by ML44 January 12, 2007
A friend the same gender as you who you find sexy/beautiful/etc. but would not sleep with for whatever reasons
"I'm glad you're my firned"
firned by Flies With The Llamas March 24, 2010

firnatine 

Some nerd ass kid that builds Lego hero fire trucks on a little kids game called roblox.
FirNaTine copies DelawareBorn's trucks... smh
firnatine by DelawareBorn May 20, 2018
A person named Firnas is most likely a person you would never forget. They are very stubborn and build a wall against all problems they dont want to deal with. But if they let you in just know that you are very special and most likely they love you. But you don’t wanna cross them they could be the nicest person you could ever meet and a minute later they could be one of the evilest creatures. Be careful!
Person 1: Oh Firnas he’s the best friend in the world!
Person 2: No he’s not he just tried to shoot me in the head!
Firnas by Book.net December 5, 2021