Fire Poker

Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.

Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.

"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"

"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"

by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009

minnesota fire poker

when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.

you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker

by Dylan, Danny June 9, 2008