1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.
Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.
Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?
Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.