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Close Up fingerboard fingerskate 

Close Up "finest fingerskateboards" is the best quality fingerboard. This fingerskate is made with 36 pieces to assemble, into one cool pack. The deck is made with 5 plys maple wood, real griptape, real metal trucks, bolts, urethane wheels, metal core, 10 stickers Close Up, and a clear notice for the construction. It's the exat replic of a skateboard, but at the size of the fingers, so you can play with your fingers as you would with your feet on a skate. It's fun like a real sport, you have to practice and can learn thousands of realistic tricks
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Fingergate 

When you use too many fingers and it destroys everything she knows and loves
I don't know who caused fingergate but Candy is still weeping
Fingergate by Rev-C November 26, 2016

Fingerbeater 

A simple setup easily accessible with the fingers; consisting of a laptop equip with some music software and an inexpensive midi controller.
Laptop + Reason 4 + Akai MPD24 = Fingerbeater setup
Fingerbeater by gongonR March 20, 2008

Fingerbate 

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.
Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.
Fingerbate by Desmodus May 23, 2005

Fingersnatcher

An unholy insult used in the dark ages by the ancient gods, some say the user must be so divinely powerful they are like a god. Only four men are known to be able to use this, a fat black man, pubescent teen, a Japanese man and the chinless eyes. Those who consider themselves worthy are judged by these divine if one is unworthy their virginity is given to them permanently. Meaning they will never advance to level 2 "Chad"
Ben: "Shut up Alex you daft cunt"
Alex: "fuck off don't you fucking call me a daft cunt you twat
fingersnatcher"

fingergate 

when Rae and Vanessa from Netflix’s The Ultimatum fingered each other while they were living together and then the straight host of the queer show referred to the situation as “fingergate”
“We can’t talk about Rae and Lexi’s relationship without talking about fingergate, because Rae enjoyed being fingered but Lexi is hella jealous that another woman’s finger was in her ex-girlfriend’s vagina”.
fingergate by Weymouth_gurl June 11, 2023

fingermate 

When your man is relegated to the task of assisting you with masturbation from his fingers.
She was too lazy to masturbate on her own so her fingermate did the work.
fingermate by BrownDAT May 16, 2014