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Four Finger Pain Train 

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.
Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!
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five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Five finger death punch but a bit more extreme
Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!

4 girls finger paint 

internet video where 4 girls finger paint with shit. to start the first girl shits on another girls asshole. one girl leans in to eat the shit and play with it in her mouth. then they rub the shit on there fingers and proceed to finger paint there bodies with it. afterwards one girl pukes on the shit and ass. to top it off one girl pukes in another girls mouth. the end.
guy 1 "hey bro check out this vid 4 girls finger paint"

guy 2 "ok ill google it when i get home"

guy 2 "wtf is wrong with you dude"

guy 1 "pretty fucked up right?"

Finger painting 

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.
After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

finger paint facial 

having sex with a chick doggy style, blow your load on her back, smear it with your hand all over her back and when she turns around to say wtf?! slap her across the face with the same hand
Dude, give that chick the finger paint facial tonight! She wont know what hit her!
finger paint facial by jonpeg June 13, 2011

Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

adult finger painting 

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.
During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.