Finger love cramps

Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.

- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?

by Colombian Scholar September 28, 2009

Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist May 14, 2018