fine print 

How lawyers and cell phone service providers make money.

Commonly reads: "Some restrictions may apply / Allow 6-10 weeks for delivery / Offer valid only on Feb. 29 / Additional charges may apply"

"Holy shit, why am I paying $4,800?"

"Should've read the fine print, jackass."

fine print by Ottomite June 28, 2008

fine print 

Always read the fine print. You think you ar buying a pack of cocain, but you DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT, and it turns out your buying 50 pounds of dry wall.

"Hey i just bought 50 pounds of dry wall!"
"you should've read the fine print you faggot."
"But its cocain want some?"
"THIS IS FUCKING DRY WALL YOU SLUT!"

fine print by The Urban Baller May 20, 2016

fine print meal 

A meal at a very upscale haute cuisine restaurant where the food portions are about the size of the fine print you normally see on contracts

I knew I was in for a fine print meal when the lowest priced entree on the menu was $40 and it was mac and cheese. Then I looked at the next table and saw something that looked like a pigeon rib that read rack of ribs on the menu. Looks like McD's is for dessert.

fine print meal by yosoycubano June 7, 2009

not to put too fine a point on it 

"Excuse me for being blunt" (i.e., "excuse me for making a pointed comment.") Followed by "but" and a blunt statement.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you were the one who suggested we should split up so we could search the creepy old house more efficiently for the axe murderer.

not to put too fine a point on it by Bob Kanefsky August 30, 2008

FinePrint 

The tiny writing on the end of a HollowPoint bullet that says "Mess with my JailBait and I'll wack ya!"

Read the FinePrint, bitch!

FinePrint by Anonymous February 7, 2003