fignewton

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.

damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth

by drol_gnob July 20, 2016

Fignewton

It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.

Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.

by chrisss flores December 8, 2008

Flying Fignewton

Another word for a firecracker.

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

by John Farrell April 9, 2004