|1.||fight the table|
When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.
I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk
A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room. A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a relatively rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!". In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.more...
Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.
|3.||Step on the scale, Son|
1) A challenge to a physical confrontation
2) An after the fact "in your face"
-I can drink your bitch ass under the table.
-Yeah? Step on the scale, Son!
-I just boned Kelly S., Step on the scale, Son!
-I just got the Burning Crusade expansion! Step on the scale, Son!
When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.
Sam: What happened to all of Dave's chips?
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.
A professional, Dutch fighter/bouncer and former UFC Champion who believes not in "an eye for an eye", but "two eyes for an eye". The fighter has a medley of videos portraying workout routines, bar fight tips, and more. Known for his deviant sound effects in his vidoes such as "bang, bang, bang!" and "bung!" He is alternatively known as "El Guapo".
Words of wisdom from Bas Rutten follow:
"Okay, I'm sorry...BANG BANG BANG no I'm not."
"Of course, a nice little plate. Break it, and now it's a stabbing device."
"I'm gonna bounce his head on the table ten times or something. Doon't youu evver do thiis!"
"He tried to kill me. So, I gotta return the favor."
Could you please repeat what you just said so I can use it as a pre-text to beat the ever-loving shit out of you?
Her boyfriend said that I looked the kind of guy who would drink a cosmo, to which I replied, "Come again?" and then upended the table and punched him in the forehead.
|7.||Mexican Ninja Star Fight|
The act of throwing bent out of shape white table top things you find in a pizza box. They usually result in minor injury from dodging.
"That was one badass Mexican Ninja Star Fight."