figroll

someone who is extremely idiotic, has done something stupid, or is just annoying.

Alanna: I drank hand sanitizer

Yasmin: you're such a figroll

by Duracell04 February 24, 2021

figroll

Figrolls are disgusting little fig flavoured cake bars filled with fig like paste which usually comes in a packet of 10. They're very popular in the UK and Ireland. I'd rather scoop my asshole out and eat it than eat a figroll

"Katie, do you want a figroll?"
"Figrolls are grim"

by Vexed2021 November 27, 2021