Top Definition
a full out flamer who licks dicks just for the hell of it.

A fick myster is someone who jacks off to make himself cum, and then eats it through a straw.
woah, Mike Wagner is such a fick myster !
by Anti-Fick Myster September 05, 2011
its someone who thinks they are incredibly cool and thinks they are too skinny. they go from guy to guy sucking each pee pee for days... they bite vaginas and ride cammels around egypt. take Smichael David Wagner for exapmle....
Smichael David Wagner: im such a Fickmyster

Audra: i know Smike....
by audrabeechler April 02, 2011

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