fetus master 

the one who owned a fetus with a coat hanger

i just became a fetus master when my girlfriend got pregnant

fetus master by fetus captain April 16, 2007

Fetus Master 

Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.

Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Bob- Cool
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you

Fetus Master by Brandon Burch October 5, 2006

fetusmaster 

A backstabbing hoe bag that didnt invite his friends to a lan party.

"Hey guys whats going on?"
"Nothing, Fetus is just having a lan."
"Oh really! When?"
"Now."
"Oh that dirty motherfucker"

fetusmaster by mega December 22, 2004