fake emo. Someone who says they're emo but are in fact not.
Lee is Femo because he isn't a jock at his highschool.
by Dave May 5, 2003
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A person that both pertains and strives to be an Emo (i.e. wears dark/neon clothing, make up, straightens hair), but is too Fat to fit into a pair of skinny jeans/drainpipes and is thereby demoted to an entity known to the world, from today (25th of June 2011), as a Femo
Tony: Hey, did you see that Femo at the Sellinge festival?
Mark: You bet I did-he was claiming to be an emo, but he spent most of his time at the burger van
by LOTF2013 June 25, 2011
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One who is a fake emo. This species often wears black to show their feelings, and uses many "hms" and ellipsis (. . .) in text messaging. Can often be spotted listening to Coldplay (in the most emo way possible, of course) and telling everyone about their most recent attempted suicide.
Ugh that kid is such a femo. If he was truly emo, he wouldn't brag about his "depression"
by M.C.'s Hammer September 21, 2009
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A Food-Emo, instead of the typical Emo where they may try to hurt themselves when depressed, a Femo, goes out of his/her way to obtain food as soon as possible, and stuff themselves in act to make themselves feel better, usually resulting in an unhealthy lifestyle.

They are generally overweight, and maybe shy and self-conscious about their weight.
Chelsea was being such a Femo sitting in the corner sulking while eating a bag of greasy chips.
by SteveSim September 5, 2007
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1. Fake Emo. See poser
2. Female Emo.
1. God damn, look at all those Femos running around. They're so annoying.
2. That's one hot femo.
by JennaQ May 29, 2006
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A skinny, self centered man. Whose life revolves around chasing women online and banging fuglies. He thinks he is the boss but in reality he aint shit!
Why are you Femoing
by Jcryspo March 27, 2017
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Fucking Eat Me Out
Used when angry with someone or to rub something in someone's face. Female version of "suck it"
by Gwen_Hefavizen December 2, 2008
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