feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.

why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass

by soup bone September 21, 2013

Feltch

When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to

heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)

by farrahmae July 22, 2011

feltch

What jaynd does.

"P.S. I will feltch for pocket change... "
-jaynd

by thisismyacct September 5, 2008

Feltch

To juggle or inspect ones genitals in a manner in which to gather medical information.

Dr. Rosenpenis feltched by balls during his examination to check for a hernia.

by Riverabung June 23, 2014

Air Feltch

When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth

Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.

by TheSoftestBalls January 2, 2021

Feltch Bomb

The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface

Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.

by tprider December 28, 2009

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

by Archrin October 3, 2003