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Fist Feltchers 

1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."

back door feltchers 

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.
Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”
The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.
Feathers by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

Coffee Felcher 

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)
Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

belly felcher 

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

Felchers milkshake 

Mixture of cum and shit retrieved from the coit with a straw or conduit using a sucking action
Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt

Feathers Facts 

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."