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The dumb guy down the hall who wears a fedora every day because he thinks it looks cool or something.
Fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as. "In-the-know" college girl: "So I was like, 'Epic fail!'"
Fedora Guy: "Did I just hear 'epic fail'?" -winks at girl- -room goes silent- Minutes later... Person 1: "Fedora Guy is such a dork." Person 2: "I walked in on him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day." Person 3: "Seriously. But, hey guys, how do you like my new American Apparel Deep V tee?" Persons 1 & 2: "Quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head." |
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