Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.
After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.
by jcustomcue March 1, 2013
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