fauxner 

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

fauxner by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

Fauxlgers 

A shitty store-brand knockoff of Folgers coffee.

Brian: Hey, get any good coffee?

Meg: No, I went to Pick'n'Save for some own-brand Fauxlgers. It sucks at least as much as Folgers but was slightly cheaper.

Brian: Jesus! Next time get some real coffee, and preferably from a store that doesn't suck so much.

Meg: 10-4. I have a headache now.

Brian: No shit.

Fauxlgers by dirtyragamuffin April 13, 2014

fakenger

A bike riding poseur who dresses in messenger gear and rides a fixed gear but is not a messenger. They can be found in most major cities, ie Portland, S.F.

That fakenger thinks he's hot shit, but all he does is ride around all day being a jackass.

fakenger by flippyflappy October 5, 2006

fakenger

N. A fake bike messenger. Somewhere who rides a messenger-style track bike, carries a messenger bag, rocks messenger spoke cards, etc.; but is not actually a messenger.

"Being in Williamsburg, a huge percentage of these bikes must be being sold to poser, hipster douche bag fakenger scum."

fakenger by Adrian Mander September 19, 2008

fauxner 

A fake erection created by your pants when you sit down.

Hey Bill, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Naw man that's just a fauxner.

fauxner by The Delicious Destroyer April 12, 2007

fauxever

When it seems like it has been there forever, or will be there forever, but in reality you know it's lasted a short while, or won't last forever. Fauxever.

Johana and I have known each other a couple of months, but she says, "It's like we've known each other forever!"
I reply, "No, you mean fauxever. f-a-u-x-e-v-a~"

fauxever by Alexfeels May 26, 2008

fauxnerable 

the act of being vulnerable by sharing seemingly intimate information in order to manipulate vulnerabliltiy from another person. (the "intimate information" is stuff they’d tell anybody).

Jack gets laid non-stop! He knows how to do fauxnerable right!

fauxnerable by jennyann September 28, 2010